I Have Issues
So, right now is exam time at school. I hate studying for exams and thus I have a bit of built up rage, so forgive me if my post is a little stabby. I’m going to try to take out a bit of anger on the fashion fads that I hate.
Without further ado, here are the 6 fashion faux pas that I find the most repulsive. If you love any of the below things, be warned: I may punch you.
6. Uggs are Uggly

I have no idea why any girl would want to make there ankles and feet look huge and flat, as well as cutting off the visual line of their leg at the most unflattering point. Now- I live in Edmonton which is just outside of the North Pole. Thus, I understand wanting to keep your feet warm. When it is -35 degrees out, I will turn a blind eye to your ugly footwear. HOWEVER, this does not give you permission to wear them when the ground is still dry. And please, for the love of god, do not tuck your sweatpants into your uggs (ps – why the hell are you wearing sweatpants?).
Update: So, it turns out that not all uggs are ugly. Just most of them.
5. Logo Overload
If you look down at yourself and see a logo anywhere on your body, you should probably go change. If you see more than one logo, you might want to phone the company and see if they will pay you – because that is the only way you might be able to regain your dignity. Why are you paying a company to advertise for them? You just look unoriginal, typical, and like a sucker (because you definitely overpaid for that boring t-shirt).
Note: The worst way to break this rule is to cover yourself in Ed Hardy logos. You may be kind of a tool, but there is no need to look like one.
4. Nude Lipstick

Great! Now you look more dead than ever!!!!1!!
Now, this one is a little tricky. I actually rock the nude lipstick look every so often. But there is a way to and a way not to pull this off, and I have seen enough pasty-faced teenage girls with cakey skin-colored lips to be convinced that it is a problem. Firstly, you should be using a neutral colored lipstick, not just putting foundation on your lips – unless you like that dry cracking look. Secondly, the color should be the same tone as your skin, but still a little more intense. If your lips disappear into your face – well…now you have no lips. Not sexy.

Please tell me you can see the difference between these photos.
3. Crocs = Crap
Look at the following picture:
’nuff said.
These are ugly. That’s all there is to it. Just as you should not be wearing uggs unless it’s cold, you should not be wearing crocs unless you are some unkempt wilderness man trekking over river rocks to catch catfish or an sweet elderly grandmas who is in her garden planting begonias. Otherwise, no crocs for you.
2. Lululemon Fashion Disasters
I have so many issues with lululemon clothing it could take up a whole blog. I have nothing against lululemon itself – they make a great, stylish athletic pant. Y’know, for athletics. Firstly, I saw a girl wearing lululemon yoga pants with a dress shirt and stilettos yesterday. If I have to explain to you why this is a problem you are probably hopeless anyway. Secondly, wearing yoga pants will not make you look like you do yoga if you obviously don’t. They are yoga pants, not magic pants. So unless your butt looks like this when you wear them, maybe it’s time to give the lulus up.
1. My number one fashion Pet-Peeve:
TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS!
I am begging girls to stop wearing leggings/tights as pants. This was such an issue that jeggings had to be invented because girls have been so confused about tights. Tights can be worn under tunics (a cross between and shirt and a dress that falls mid-thigh or higher), under dresses, skirts or even shorts. The key is under. Tights are underwear. Tights are not pants. I am so tired of seeing girls with their crotches out and exposed to the world. I’m sure guys are enjoying the free show as your spandex clad ass jiggles by, but your crotch?! Please. I beg you – cover up ladies. The last thing the world needs is more of this:

Memorize these rules and follow them – or watch your back,
Thanks for reading my rant,
Kassia
PS – Which fashion fads do you hate the most? Or do you love some of the things I posted about above? Let me know, fashionistas!
Tags: fads, Fashion faux pas, jeggings, leggings, Tights, Ugg boots, ugly